| 00:00 - 00:03 | The bass kings have arrived in Redbridge |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | caption text here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like blanking |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, its clear they are after bass |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their king |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out why they like bass |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't have a bass king |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are organizing through TLF |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who likes bass #you f***** queers, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a fishing party for FUCKING bass |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | With no fucking sausages to fucking eat the twats |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do you think he is so angry |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He has the kethup |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to the Pike party |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They didnt even have any bloody jaffa cakes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These fisherman need to learn how to have a proper fishing session |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, these people love vaping |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to go round catching shitty little fish |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they say that catching bass is alot of fun |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fun? fun you never even heard of the word fun |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They need to get a life |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same the same as normal people |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand they have problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix there problems |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We need to save the fisherman |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn smack |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some assholes with a ****** fishing lure catching those usless fucking fish |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will torture them |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That they should be doing something better with there lifes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Calm down sir |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will not calm down you fucking speedo |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If i was gay i would ram my cock up your arse |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. You'd love that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Im going to go home!!!!!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And party with my disco lights (pedo lights) |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we wil catch a Salmon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They will get thrown into a lake with hungry pike |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And ill work them like a z claw |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "Ill win." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And crack my PB |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a Bass King |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they get one, then... Then |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ill kill myself |
