| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir! The Gibson's are hosting an Indian meal |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will start around 7pm! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here is where the guests are arriving from |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rumour has it, it will be amazing! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There's going to be a dozen guests and a dog called Lilly |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't know about this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't think it will compare to mine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They also have beers, spirits and cocktails |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They also plan to serve onion bhajis... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not received an invite, leave and don't yodel or eat crisps outside. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why are they doing this!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why are they throwing a party with great food and drinks!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do they think they can top my indian cooking?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm not happy... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I just want to be number one for once! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If they serve nice lager everyone will be pissed! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I just can't believe you're all invited and not me! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I know the English love their currys but they can't do this! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, people are allowed to cook a meal and throw a party. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want to hear your excuses! Why are you so eager to go!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, but this will make for a great Saturday night |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We were supposed to go watch the ballet together dam it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We could have even joined in! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's always the same thing; |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "We love you Adolf, yes Adolf" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But then you always ditch me! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I thought we were friends? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then you galavant off, to go hang with a bunch of expats?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You need to get me an invite! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I need to know if the food is better than mine. If it is, I'll never hear the end of it from Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll be the laughing stock of the world. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had a dream to be the next Gordon Ramsey. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now Richard and Melaine are ruining my chances. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't stand this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I just can't believe you'll all be enjoying some curry with poppadoms & onion bhajis. Even a dessert! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I hope you all get food poisoning and enjoy a day shitting on the toilet! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That'll be karma for you! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You'll be cursing the moment you chose to have a Vindaloo! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And if you all come back and tell me it was gorgeous, our friendship is over! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, no one will get food poisoning. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know some of you secretly hate my cooking... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I mean...just look at Fred, he has the shits from last night's curry that I made. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He looks like arse. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know you've been trying to pretend you're okay. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But maybe I'm just a terrible cook. I've bought every cookbook there is but nothing helps. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I'll just stick to making toast. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But even then I burn the toast... |
