00:00 - 00:03 | This Saturday, SnowSports Northumbria are having their end of year Social. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's an 180 Person Boat Party. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Meeting at Habita at 11am. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They've got 7 Bars, 3 DJ's, a Sax Man, an MC, Fire Eaters and a Pole Dance Show. |
00:12 - 00:15 | 2 Days left and it's 89% Sold Out |
00:17 - 00:19 | Why go so big? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Northumbria have nothing to Celebrate. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Penrose |
00:27 - 00:28 | Northumbria... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Northumbria won the Stan Calvert, BUISC & BUSC |
00:34 - 00:37 | They're No.1 in the UK. Indoor & Out. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's joining the Poly Scum on their Boat Party. Get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | We beat them at BUDS! How did it happen!? |
01:18 - 01:23 | They don't even turn up at Kings! |
01:25 - 01:28 | The Stan Calvert was bad enough.. |
01:29 - 01:31 | They can't even afford a Race Kit! |
01:31 - 01:34 | They drink, they smoke, shots! shots! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Most of their 2nd's were pissed before the Races begun! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Their Race Captain is a fucking woman! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, she has a cracking pair of Tits. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a Flying Fuck! Tit's or no tits! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it wasn't just us. They beat Loughborough too. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Why have I got this stupid fucking pencil. |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's all I'm hearing! |
01:56 - 01:57 | What happened to the big UK SnowSports Names? |
01:57 - 02:00 | SKUM, BrumSki, Leeds and UBSC |
02:00 - 02:03 | All it takes is one Poly to turn it to garbage! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Northumbria & GUSSC got pepper sprayed by the Gendarme at BUSC |
02:08 - 02:13 | Even St. Andrews have started to call them selves 'East Fife Polytehnic' It has to be fixed! |
02:14 - 02:16 | All I want is a Jaegerbomb |
02:17 - 02:21 | We need to get the Redbricks together and stop this! |
02:27 - 02:29 | So Northumbria are having another fucking Social. |
02:30 - 02:34 | On a fucking Boat. I like boat parties too. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I want to party like a Poly. |
02:41 - 02:42 | It makes me sick to say it. |
02:43 - 02:47 | I'd rather start snowboarding than celebrate with those poor B-Tech bastards |
02:48 - 02:53 | Last time we partied with Northumbria was WhiteOut! |
02:54 - 02:56 | They all ended up naked |
02:56 - 02:59 | My body was covered in Nutella |
03:00 - 03:02 | The Poly girls licked me clean it was beaut! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I booked our tickets yesterday. |
03:14 - 03:16 | At least we get a real degree. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I would rather be a Poly than a Cunt.. |
03:25 - 03:26 | We've lost. |
03:31 - 03:33 | A drink. Alone. |
03:40 - 03:46 | ...I've not shagged in a while. Posh girls aren't as fit or fun... |
03:46 - 03:49 | I might get a shag on this Boat Party.. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Book me on tomorrow morning. |