| 00:00 - 00:03 | Spring training for the Denver Broncos Starts July 25 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will arrive from the north |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is plentiful parking next to the facility |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Seating is on a first come, first served basis |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It can get hot in Denver in the summer, so we should bring lots of water |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's get there nice and early. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to have a really good view of Tim Tebow running the offense. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Broncos . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Broncos have signed Peyton Manning as their new quaterback, for 90 million dollars |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Tim Tebow will be traded to Miami or New England |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't "get" Tebomania, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 90 Million Dollars! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Manning is thirty-five years old. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And he just had major back surgery! Three surgeries! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Broncos are fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Trading away Tim Tebow! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He is the most exciting player in the NFL! Look at that steak he had last year. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He led the Broncos to victory by sheer force of will. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Tebow was inconstent, and only played well in the fourth quarter. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fourth quarter? Who cares! He won games. How carees if it was pretty! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Manning is one of the best quaterbacks ever. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | One of the best ever? Really? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How many Superbowls has he won? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | One! That's it! One! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | His brother Eli is twice the quaterback he is! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And they sign him for 90 million! And get rid of the most promising quaterback in the last decade? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to think of the future |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Five years, ten years down the road. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not some old man who is going to limp off, and leave them in the lurch |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who is Manning's back-up going to be? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Probably some fifth-round rookie from Conference USA! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Once Manning gets hurt, it's all over. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe I should become a Raider's fan. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's much more simple that way. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You don't even hope that they will win. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Less heartbreak that way. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'm sure he won't give up the luxury box. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This will end in disaster, utter disaster. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe get to the playoffs this year. |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | Then Manning will get hurt. |
| 03:31 - 03:38 | And we won't even have a decent back-up. Tebow will end up on the Raiders and they will beat the Broncos repeatedly. |
| 03:40 - 03:44 | And then the Broncos will wander the football wilderness for a decade until they get their act together. |
| 03:46 - 03:41 | They would have been better off to win no games in 2011 and draft Andrew Luck. |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | At least Manning will have Eddie Royal to throw to. That will be good to see. |
