00:01 - 00:07 | If we make sure we leave The Park stage at half 10, we should just about get to The Pyramid stage in time for the start of the Stones' set |
00:07 - 00:11 | I mean...the crowds will be huge but we should just about do it if we hurry |
00:11 - 00:15 | It's gonna be nuts, Jagger's gonna rip it up..I can't wait... You did get your ticket sorted out in time yeah? |
00:16 - 00:20 | Yeah all I need to do is upload a photo to my registration and then its all done |
00:23 - 00:24 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:26 - 00:27 | The erm... |
00:29 - 00:31 | The registration deadline has gone... |
00:32 - 00:35 | ..the tickets went on sale this morning and sold out after ten minutes... |
00:35 - 00:40 | ....... |
00:50 - 00:52 | Fucking hell...this is a disaster... |
00:52 - 00:56 | Everyone that got a ticket either as a punter or a worker, get the fuck out now.. |
01:10 - 01:12 | WHY DID NONE OF YOU CUNTS WARN ME!!? |
01:12 - 01:14 | YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS |
01:15 - 01:18 | I was the most excited out of all of us! Where was the heads up?... |
01:18 - 01:22 | I even started to look for a nice tent in Millets... |
01:22 - 01:26 | I was like a little girl with all the excitement of finally getting to see The Rolling Stones... |
01:26 - 01:30 | I've been trying to grow my hair really long aswell especially for it... |
01:30 - 01:36 | I've always wanted to be a hippie too, ever since I saw Creedence and Janis Joplin on the Johnny Cash show in 1969! |
01:36 - 01:37 | Don't forget Mumford & Sons headling Sunday.. |
01:38 - 01:39 | FUCK MUMFORD!!! |
01:38 - 01:41 | They look like posh farmers, but thats not the point now you dick... |
01:41 - 01:44 | I didn't want to wake you this morning you looked so peaceful |
01:44 - 01:45 | FUCK YOU ALL THEN..FUCK YOU..THATS IT |
01:45 - 01:47 | YOU'RE ALL USELESS FUCKING TWATS |
01:48 - 01:49 | WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MIND FUCK!! |
01:51 - 01:53 | How the fuck am I ever supposed to recover from this? |
01:53 - 01:56 | Missing out on the Stones' at the O2 arena was one thing....... |
01:56 - 01:59 | And now this?!! Thanks a fucking bunch |
01:59 - 02:04 | Harry, Josh and Dan are there this year too, even fucking Mike got a ticket |
02:04 - 02:08 | I've been trying to learn all the words for 'Satisfaction' but its just too hard |
02:08 - 02:11 | There's just too many fucking words in the songs.. |
02:11 - 02:14 | Sympathy for the Devil is ridiculous... |
02:14 - 02:16 | and don't even bother with Midnight Rambler... |
02:21 - 02:23 | Are you happy now?... |
02:23 - 02:25 | Oh God I think i'm gonna burst... |
02:25 - 02:27 | Its the only thing that has kept me going |
02:27 - 02:29 | "oh sorry boss" |
02:29 - 02:31 | Fuck you all |
02:34 - 02:35 | Fuck it |
02:36 - 02:41 | The amount of emotional turmoil i had to go through last summer watching it on tv |
02:42 - 02:46 | Zane Lowe drove me insane |
02:45 - 02:48 | i was planning on getting wasted the whole weekend |
02:49 - 02:52 | i even considered taking Acid |
02:52 - 02:55 | Sixto Rodriguez god damn it |
02:56 - 03:00 | The guy that was big in SA but no where else |
03:06 - 03:08 | So that's that for another year |
03:11 - 03:16 | This was going to be my Woodstock, my Altamont |
03:17 - 03:20 | Pass me a ciggy |
03:20 - 03:25 | I suppose you're all out..? |
03:30 - 03:36 | I must look like a right dick now, infront of the whole cavalry |
03:37 - 03:40 | Not one of you bastards thought about me though |
03:44 - 03:46 | What a bloody waste |