| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm sorry, we asked but it's a no-no. |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | There are other pubs. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Granted, they're not the Anchor |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they don't serve Best. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Pubs that don't serve Best? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What's that all about, eh? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They say you're too gauche fir the Anchor. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | So yir barred ... for life. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who hasn't been to the Anchor, get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where the hell do they drink? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the hell would you go to any other pub in the Ferry? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Christ! They won't let me back, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | but they still serve bloody women! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm gobsmacked. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Get a hold of Alan Devlin. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Kenny Mullen. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They'll put in a good word. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they think you're an erse. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bollocks, Dev, Kenny and Joe love me like a brother. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they cannie stand ye. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The two-faced bastards! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Go find Teps. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's a good guy. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He'll tell them I'm sound as a pound. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I always bought my round. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And some of the locals like me. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | For Christsake, they even let Ashworth in! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's beyond belief. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm only asking to be allowed in a couple of days a week. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is that too much for a man to ask? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can change, I can be good. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If they would only give me a chance. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But if they don't, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | well, fuck it, I'm drinking in town. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All Bar One and the Baillie. They're good boozers. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Christ I'll even try the Standing Order. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I'm not going to the Cav. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No way. No matter how drunk I get. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Thank Christ, he's not going to the Cav. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm a shit dancer anyway. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think it's maybe the 'tache. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's sexy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and makes Mullen jealous. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And Devlin finds it very attractive indeed. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He pretends he doesn't. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But he does. |
