| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we just picked up your DVD box set of the Office. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | During the 6th Series, They finally have Jim and Pam's Wedding |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here in Niagara Falls. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But Michael Scott appears at the Wedding wearing Kleenex Boxes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and makes the whole situation as ridiculous as possible as always Sir. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ah Michael Scott, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What would we do without you? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Carell is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steve Carell is leaving the Office next season, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's leaving the show in Rain Wilson's control now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anybody is a fan of Stanley, Toby or Kevin...leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What kind of Horseshit is this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Steve Carell leaves us with Rain Wilson in control of DunderMifflin?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can I watch this Fox covered Shit knowing the only thing left to watch is Stanley's inflated lips oozing depression? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You fuckers knew this was coming |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You KNEW how much I loved this show! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You waited to shit all over my dreams and hopes, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Well I'll tell you something, you Mute Wankers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He didn't even finish killing Toby! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I cannot see the point in finishing that wasted plot. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, at least Creed has agreed to stay on! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well that pretty much just sealed my Friday FUCKING night! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all over! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What kind of hope do we stand now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with Hollywood A Listers like that waste of oxygen BJ Novak |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wow friends, we're in fucking business now!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If only Ed Helms could actually manage a fucking lavatory |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and that Pam knock off Erin can finally piss off and leave the series to rot faster! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All this and more is what we need! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I had my way, I could sign some real talent like Downey JR or Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If only we had time to save it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could have won at least 20 Emmy's with the Pilot alone... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...with Daryl as assistant to the Regional Manager... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Goddamn you Carell |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You just had to abandon ship when your wages were finally bigger than Dwight's Forehead |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can anyone take that Brain Damaged Beet Farmer seriously anymore? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This show will just be a laughing stock |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | MetaCritic will have us for breakfast next season. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Where are we gonna end up next, Channel 5?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know...Gabe still has no point either. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can we keep this going now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We could give Kevin the Job, first time for everything eh? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Yeah that'd might work. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He could have his M&M's as Secretary |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | As long as he can keep this series going by at least 3 episodes, we might have a chance, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Speak up now if you're all on board for this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it, I'm doing it anyway. |
