| 00:00 - 00:02 | Good evening Unreal |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | As you can see...your team was trailing Forca going into the last Gameweek |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Aguero and Michu were our main differentials along with Lukaku |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A deficit of 15 points meant you needed one of them to score big |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, after Sturridge's hattrick last week he looked almost essential |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Lukaku > Sturridge was a no brainer |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Lukaku was never going to get anything against United |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He scored a 2nd half hattrick off the bench |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sturridge failed to even register a shot on target against Rob Green |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who advised me to keep Lukaku leave the room now, bring back crisps and whiskey |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am f*cking sick of this season |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every f*cking bandwagon has failed me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Sturridge was playing bloody QPR at home for f*ck sake |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Fergie's f*cking fledglings can't even keep a clean sheet in his last game in charge |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is a f*cking outrage |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What's worse is I was swayed by the masses again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Half the f*cking world got Sturridge in |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I even considered captaining the stupid dancing bastard |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you're still looking good for a respectable top 3k finish |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give two fucks about my rank now, I've lost to bloody Forca, so manny times he has harshed me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, manny people have been harshed by Forca |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Goddamit, Forca is my mortal enemy...to finish below him is the ultimate harsh |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Even worse than finishing below Doosra |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And to think that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | all of you at FFS just sat around idly playing Haxball |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And boasting about having Demel since f*cking GW1!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You let this f*cking happen by constantly reaffirming the importance of a f*cking template team |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You even invented the term 'Power Five' to describe your f*cking midfield and bought Pogrebnyak |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | F*cking Pogrebnyak! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Whilst mid-priced strikers like Benteke and Lambert were scoring for f*cking fun |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And all the while |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You let the posters like Chu Young Ping Pong feel right at home |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How can I show my face on FFS ever again?? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | My rep was already worse than f*cking Nopli's |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even those gravless bastards will know I failed to beat Forca |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My chances of regaining a high rep are slimmer than Christina finishing inside the top 4k for f*ck sake |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm leaving FPL |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | In fact, tell Mark I'm leaving FFS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just get him to delete my account, I've had enough of this sh*t |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay dear, he has multiple accounts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not staying around to get neg repped by the Monkey |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think I'll just visit occasionally and copy what Granville is doing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | his transfers always work out |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or go without Guy Demel all season |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I haven't felt this depressed since they banned that shrug emoticon |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I don't even know who I am anymore, without FFS I am nothing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Like Demi without Twitter |
