| 00:03 - 00:09 | Vikingz has been saying shit about your weak drinking ability. |
| 00:10 - 00:15 | Pixel has been laughing that you were never played in a match. |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | I don't care any more. I am more mature than all of them. |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Meine Candy. |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | They... |
| 00:28 - 00:32 | They found out about your Mum's vibrator battery box. |
| 00:32 - 00:36 | After all we did to hide the fact that she is a whore. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | This has gone too far, if you are apart of XIII... Get the fuck off my friends list. |
| 01:09 - 01:13 | Who the fuck do these XIII arseholes think they are? |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | I am WhiteCandyVan motherfucker! |
| 01:16 - 01:19 | I'm ranked 46th jet ace in the world! |
| 01:19 - 01:23 | I'm the better pilot between Prototype and myself. |
| 01:23 - 01:27 | How dare that cunt dump me like all those bitches who friend zoned me. |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | That fucking dirty black cunt. |
| 01:30 - 01:36 | We were going to take down Severed and Ph3NoM. |
| 01:36 - 01:38 | But Candy you've never shot down Ph3NoM or Severed. |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | I am WhiteCandyVan motherfucking, I dominate teams from the air. |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | I am WhiteCandyVan motherfucking, I dominate teams from the air. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But Candy you cant take over until after you beat them. |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | That doesn't fucking matter. |
| 01:45 - 01:48 | I can pull more chicks than both of them. |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | I will show you! |
| 01:49 - 01:53 | I got fat bitches sending me text messages 24/7 wanting my candy. |
| 01:53 - 01:57 | Those cunts are just jelly of my swag hair and piercings. |
| 01:57 - 01:59 | Not once did XIII appreciate me. |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | I used to fantasise about being some of them. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yet still they make jokes about me. |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | They even made my cry one night when I was drunk and depressed. |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | I can't join a party now without hearing some sort of joke. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All this shit is not helping my inferiority complex. |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | What else can i do? |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | Not even my dearest Mother is safe from these animals. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | She is such a kind and beautiful women. |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | She even helps me masterbate. |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | She even helps me masterbate. |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | How can they do this to me? |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | Only I was to know about the battery box. |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | It was our special box for our special time. |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | Now what will we do to bond together? |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | My Dad's money won't fix this. |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | What if they found out about my special time with him? What then? |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Don't worry they still dont know about Dad's anal beads. |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | I need to find a new team. |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | A team who will appreciate me more. |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | A team who are mature like myself. |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | A team who won't make jokes and mess around. |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | A team who can use my jet skills. |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | Fuck XIII... |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | I'm joining T4Lz! |
