bungalow keys
298 views • 5/18/2013
| 00:03 - 00:08 | The sneeky Von Carnie show the bastards are already in Camberley, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The sneeky Von Carnie show the bastards are already in Camberley, |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | The tax man is ever closer |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Von Carnie will head the Leibstandarte, your personal bodyguard from this position. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Von Victor the Death's-Head Battalions here, with those captured taken to concentration camps up there near Pikey Ash |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That will teach them all a lesson! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I assume we have the bungalow keys? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ian |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Von Del |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Von Del, he's drunk as a skunk today - he lost the keys! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's a two for the price of one scotch sale at the Arms |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who still plays fucking Candycrush leave now - except Deborah, Helen and Chris . |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Did you buy him the drinks? do you hate me this much? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You three deserve neurological readjustment to save us from destruction! you fucking retard half wits. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now what will I do to maintain control? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You must come to me! My Mum said so! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And those clowns who still play Candy crush must see all is mine! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Washing machines, freezers, photos, bog rolls, the fecking lot - you name it! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What part of mine can't you understand? It's all mine! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ian I have bigger balls than you - don't forget your other is in the Albert Hall |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Debs the only difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ian you offend animals, at least they show respect and loyalty! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And dont get me started on how much you have spent out in the last few weeks! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Absolutely thousands!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Money isn't everything Helen says, but it ranks right up there with oxygen! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There is no point you breaking out the tissues. I will not cry! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just remember I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't a boy I'd have had nothing to play with |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am a macho sex machine mother fucker of a man! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've had all the fraulines out there, including the blonde goggle eyed one at the back ! I'd like to see their faces right now. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I could have been a Chelsea player you know, or a famous test cricketer! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | From now on I'm gonna party, see how intoxicated I can get and how many rules I can flaunt. That's my motto. Fuck you all! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | None of you undestand. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The doctor says I need 200 viagra tablets, 2 every night before bed. But even this will not cure my gout! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All it does is keep the blankets off my foot! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking hell. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What ARE my GOD DAMNED CHOICES at this point?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Excessive alcohol consumption; high blood pressure; and this foul temper have restricted my options |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't even wipe my own butt! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What man limits himself to family ties?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | when he can be free of all this crap! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Michele, we know he is hardcore after the ashes fiasco . |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And now the tax man is ever closer |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If only Von Del knew the trouble he's caused. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I must be gone by Monday |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Paddy Power has reopened my account. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A 38 grand new Volvo C90, from Von Carni, is waiting to speed me away. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's been a while since I've crushed so many peoples feelings. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | go while you can |
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