| 00:00 - 00:03 | For our next next new new IRIS rollout plan |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | We need to think about logistics and how we organise the months |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | We need to keep the months the same length |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we suggest only use IRIS in months with 31 days only |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can tell all units that month end is always the 31st |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And HSS have they delivered the fix yet |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine Fuhrer, regret to inform not yet |
| 00:27 - 00:31 | But we believe |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Phil Brentnall is going to come back |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | HSS have agreed to teaming Lucy and Phil together |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that are not Core IRIS team leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Brentnall, Brentnall who the fuck thought this through |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and that bloody Lucy, more delays and emails |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Units that's can't be trained |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Contracts that can't be saved |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | More bugs than a bloody termite mound |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And you bring me Brentnall |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We're fucked, fucked I say |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do you think they will deliver |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mine Fuhrer, we have no choice, it was that or use MIDAS again |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to charge in and suggest something so nuts |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Mine Fuhrer we had no choice |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No choice, you bloody idiot do you know what you have done |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A bloody HSS handbrake |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You didn't live through the last time, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he is the master of pravarication, the Jedi of delay |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need an RFC to write a bloody RFC |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The only inflate we will see will be my blood pressure |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And somewhere in all this we need a teleradiology solution |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and who the fuck thought that was a good idea? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A new design, brilliant just brilliant |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | what bloody great timing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, Nicky can use it ok |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tracy will keep using MIDAS |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Finance will slam us once again at month end |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | and Mark will probably change the plan |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And the units, the bloody units |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | they will kill the whole thing just because they cannot understand |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | That Month end means END OF THE MONTH |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck, IRIS could have been so great |
