| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're going to play airsoft this weekend. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | It is CQB |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | Right there...in Cromwell |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | Perfect...I just bought a new gun. Shoots 400fps |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Hitler... |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Hitler... |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | The |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | FPS |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | has been lowered |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | It is now 375 FPS. |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | If you're one of the new customers, get out... |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | NOW. |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | How the f**k did you let them lower it! |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | 25 FPS? Theres NO difference! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | HOW DO I USE MY VFC |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | WHAT ABOUT MY POLAR STAR? |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | THE NEW PLAYERS WANTED THIS! |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | I JUST ORDERED ALL THE PARTS FOR MY POLAR STAR! $700 IT COSTED ME! |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | AND $20 FOR SHIPPING, SIR |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | HUH? WHAT GUN DO YOU HAVE IN MIND??? |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | WHAT GUN DO YOU SUPPOSE I USE NOW! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | SIR, YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TOKYO MARUI. |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF TOKYO MARUI? |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | THIS! |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | I EVEN BOUGHT A SEASON PASS! |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | LOWERING IT 25 FPS? |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE IN PAIN! |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | DO THEY HAVE PAIN TOLERANCE??!! |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | THESE BRAND NEW CUSTOMERS TRY TO SAY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THAT 400 FPS APPARENTLY GIVES THEM SEVERE INJURIES! |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | BUT IT HURTS SOOOOO GOOOOD!!! |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | BUT WHAT DIFFERENCE WILL 25 FPS DO FOR THEM? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY SAY YOU'LL JUST NEED A NEW SPRING! |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | NEW SPRING? F**K THAT. |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | MY GUN IS FINE THE WAY IT IS. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I need a new spring? |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | 375.... |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | I don't know how I'm going to play this week! |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | I had this all planned out! I bought everything I needed! |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | I bought my new guns and I had just enough money for BB's and Gas. |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | NOW I CANT PLAY! |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | This week has gotten even shittier! |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Don't worry, I'm sure they will let you rent. |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | I'm going to raise hell on facebook. |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | I'm going to talk with Joe about this. |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | Go get me some BB's |
| 03:23 - 03:25 | I will Chrono my gun. |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | If its over 375 |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | I will use .25 BBs. |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | I'm done. |
