| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have found the biggest rednecks in Northeast Arkansas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Of course they are from Randolph |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Lawrence Counties |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The best we can tell, there is not a high school education in the group |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They come from both sides of the Black River |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good job. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hopefully there are loose young women in the group |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The instructors don't think its a good idea |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to have drunk rednecks and young women running around the academy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks drinking at the academy is a bad idea, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the world are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do they not understand why I do SFST this way? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I spend all day in my office looking at Facebook. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Chatting it up with these ugly backwoods women |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They all look so homely |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You would think even I could land one |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But NO! None of them seem to want a washed |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | up state trooper |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Have you thought of picking up women without getting them drunk? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You must have lost your mind. Have you looked at me? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, ugly men everywhere pick up sober chicks. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Sure they do, but I just love those |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | drunk girls hugging me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need goals they can hold politicians accountable for. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole with political ambitions could ride this wave just like Michele Bachmann |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with politician's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader to pop up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
