| 00:03 - 00:05 | What did you think of Sparky's goal in the derby ? |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Ya cunt it was a fucking stormer ho ho ho ho |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | Aren't you sad at the events at Tynecastle ? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Am I fuck |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | Not even a wee bit ? |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | Fuck the cunts ha ha |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | What do you think of the Hearts fans ? |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | A bunch of yam trumpet wankers - Jambo Bastards ! |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Just how bad were Hearts last Sunday ? |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Okay, this interview was a bad idea. |
| 00:29 - 00:32 | Oh they were fucking honking ya cunt |
| 00:34 - 00:35 | Aren't they a big team ? |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | No |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | Do you think "Mad Vlad Knew" ? |
| 00:40 - 00:51 | Of course he did he took them for a right shower of muppets, promised them the world, then shafted them and left them down the shitter where the cunts belong |
| 00:52 - 00:53 | Thank you Mrs Romanov |
