| 00:00 - 00:05 | Tom, People think you are too immature to run the banter page page |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | What makes them think that? |
| 00:10 - 00:15 | Because of the constant shite you post and those famous meltdowns, People are only logging in to take the piss! |
| 00:15 - 00:20 | lol...You need laugh My nappy contains less shite than what you post! |
| 00:20 - 00:25 | But my followers demand updates they come to my page to be informed of the latest news |
| 00:25 - 00:30 | Updates? You have a 0% record of actually getting anything right!! |
| 00:30 - 00:35 | Can't help yourself can you? Even when you post a link as proof you still get it wrong!! I mean look at those odds you keep posting!! |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | Yeah , Yeah, Yeah You are making yourself look silly!! Remember the David Davis boots fiasco?? |
| 00:40 - 00:45 | Nothing wrong with those boots, I'm wearing them now |
| 00:45 - 00:50 | Tom, there are no boots!!! Please accept this!! I can't |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | And what about the Blackburn picture??? I was there I was waving in the crowd! |
| 00:55 - 01:00 | No you fucking wasn't!!! you was in your bedroom drinking Junior Fosters |
| 01:00 - 01:05 | Did you hear that? Just had another notification of a "Like" |
| 01:05 - 01:10 | Someone else daft enough to read your tripe? They don't know what they are letting themselves in for |
| 01:10 - 01:15 | Why have you got your hand on the fridge? Is that where you keep your Fosters? |
| 01:15 - 01:20 | 25 cans of piss water to keep you happy? No, I can only handle half a can |
| 01:20 - 01:25 | What a shock that is! Do you remember going to that strip club at 3pm one Sunday afternoon? Waving a 50p and trying to |
| 01:25 - 01:30 | Couldn't afford any more, I spent my dole on stupid bets |
| 01:30 - 01:35 | Are you listening to this people? Don't take any betting tips off Tom |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | Dippy fucker!, Even I know that if you put a £10 bet on at 11/8 your returns will be more than £2.50!! I got those odds from Od |
| 01:40 - 01:45 | So after advising your page members to lump on at 8/1 you leap in at 1/4? |
| 01:45 - 01:50 | 1/4 isn't good odds really Tom, as usual you've got things backwards again! 1/4 is better than 8/1 |
| 01:50 - 01:55 | No it fuckin isn't!!! I reckon you have drunk too many Fosters I might try the other half of that can |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | Useless twat, You can't even open the fridge door by yourself!! Here let me help you with it! |
| 02:00 - 02:05 | I don't need your help |
| 02:05 - 02:10 | Yes you do!! what are you gonna do? Block me? |
