| 00:00 - 00:05 | did you heart about the gator on Ann's Dock |
| 00:05 - 00:09 | yes, big old bastard, wants to eat Killer |
| 00:10 - 00:11 | I will kick his scaly ass if he messes with Killer |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | did you see Christy's face, man that was an f#$%ing mess wasn't it, she looked like Rocky met Saw 4 |
| 00:16 - 00:21 | have you ever seen any one with all the bad luck that christy has, she coul drown in the middle of the Mojave Desert in the middle of June. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | That is one weird family, those Sheppard kids and their dogs and cats and gators and all |
| 00:26 - 00:31 | Olivia has not been on facebook much today, heard she was not feeling well yesterday, should we give her a call. |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | No I think she will be fine, probably hooking up with one of the Army's finest tonight, you know her, she is the Roxie of Hinesville |
| 00:36 - 00:41 | I think I just did some green shit in my diaper, Happy St Patrick's Day. |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Uncle Charles sure does fart a lot, have you noticed that. He just let's em rip and then acts like they do not even stink |
| 00:46 - 00:51 | Yea, but Granny Ray does it more than he does, she is just one long walking fart, and sometimes Sharon does them that stinks so bad Ted Danson sends his CSI tea |
| 00:51 - 00:56 | I think Uncle Charles is moving to Arizona so his back will not hurt. |
| 00:56 - 01:01 | That is such bull shit, Arizona does not make you stop hurting, you are such a dumbass. |
| 01:01 - 01:06 | Do you think Stephen would mind if I took Georgia, I need a cat. |
| 01:06 - 01:11 | I think if you touch his cat, he will kill you. |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | Charles has to work all weekend, I can't believe they pay him such a suck ass salary for all the work he does, that is disgusting. |
| 01:16 - 01:21 | I know, he works too hard and can't even afford to buy a 2.00 scratch off, how's a brother supposed to get rich if can't play the lottery? |
| 01:21 - 01:26 | Well, at least Scottie wins on those damn triple numbers every day seems like, she is so lucky because she is so good to everyone. |
| 01:26 - 01:31 | Just like her Daddy, love you and give you everything he had and them whip your ass , all in the same day. |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | Well, since SHeba passed away Uncle Charles has been in a funk, that sure was a great dog. |
| 01:36 - 01:41 | Yep, the best, I don't think he will ever have another pet, he cries every day |
| 01:41 - 01:46 | Well, you know something, I feel for him, but he need to grow up and get a pair and stop all this self pity, he is a grown man for god's sake. |
| 01:46 - 01:51 | Don't say that or i will take you to the dock and feed you to the gator. |
| 01:51 - 01:56 | Let's go eat, granny has a roast and brown rice on the stove |
| 01:56 - 02:01 | Okay talk to you later, gator, haha |
| 02:01 - 02:06 | okay everyone, good night, love ya'll |
