| 00:00 - 00:03 | I really don't know how to get to Muncie-gras |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The only notable landmark is the Olive Garden |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | right around here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As soon as Final Round is over, we can get some OG |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and get out of this shit hole town. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Speaking of which, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who are we facing in Finals? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Captain... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ball State made it to Finals. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Those two blonde bitches |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the novices, Marinchak and Jeff, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How do they keep winning? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Does any of the shit that comes out of their whore mouths count as a contention? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Isn't this a debate tournament? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why must we go through this every tournament?? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't they know they're fucked! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It is a bloodbath every time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | People actually laugh at them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rory, everyone has a right to compete... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Compete?? Is that what you call their babble! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Rory, it isn't like they can just surrender... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And so in the meantime they'll just waste all of our time?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | For what! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So they can ask, "What's your source for that" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | or say, "Well you don't understand the resolution" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I think I read the fucking resolution you shit head!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is there no one else in this tournament? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What happened to Dayton and Capitol |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fuck it, even Clemson |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I had better competition in high school! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | God, what I'd give to be back in the National Forensic League |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Debate used to mean something |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It used to be worth putting in all this effort |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now look at us... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We are stuck in Bumfuckegypt, Ohio!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Arguing with Hillary Clinton wannabes over the definition of "online education" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That's the biggest question for us to tackle. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | {Liz} It's OK Kayley, we'll still get Olive Garden |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Yes. Of course we are going to win. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll get a fucking jar with a sticker on it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hooray. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | As long as they keep getting second, they'll keep trying |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we'll keep having to spend our weekends defining mundane bullshit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking NEDA... |
