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| 00:00 - 00:03 | the mighty acts-locating to North Carolina. That means Toomeys! |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | They will probably all head to the Charlotte Ballantyne area. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They don't want to live near any black people. |
| 00:12 - 00:18 | They claim it was work-related, something about that Met Life insurance company. I think that's bullshit. The neighbors probably caused it. |
| 00:18 - 00:24 | I've heard about them... they are like a bunch of Mexicans... always drinking stolen beer and shit.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrerer.. there's more. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | There are a lot of them. Kids, dogs, cats... always having loud parties. |
| 00:37 - 00:40 | |
| 00:53 - 01:05 | Anyone who thinks Met Life is run by a bunch of crooks and idiots, get out. Anybody else, and you three Traveler's guys, stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a fuckin' disaster! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Goddamn white trash. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They're worse than a bunch of Puerto Ricans! |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | Talk about "There goes the Neighborhood"... I'd rather have a bunch of Jews move in. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This has to be stopped! |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | Just when things start looking up, fuckin' Met Life decides to send them down here! |
| 01:36 - 01:40 | 'Get Met - It Pays'. Yeah, they pay to send those morons down here! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, the governor is happy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the governor! He's just another ass-hole politician! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuherer, he paid-off Met to do this. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care if he gave the CEO a blow-job! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're going to be over-run by Toomeys. |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | That Dawn played those guys like a violin. She'll probably get her freakin' brothers a job down here too. |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | And I hear they are gay... saw "Broke-Back Mountain" twelve times. |
| 02:05 - 02:08 | That's just what we need... a bunch of Yankee faggots running around here! |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | They'll make the Beverly Hillbillies look like a goddamn White House reception! |
| 02:12 - 02:18 | I can see it now... trash all over the lawn, beer cans, greasy pizza boxes.... |
| 02:19 - 02:23 | ... and chickens running around in the dog shit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're all kind of 'slow'... |
| 02:30 - 02:36 | ...drop-outs from the goddamn Opportunity Class! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And what about the grandmother? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I hear she likes to hit the booze while she is babysitting.... sends the kids to bed early. |
| 02:48 - 02:56 | They'll be lumbering down I-77 in an old pickup truck with all the crap tied down, doing about 35. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...a bunch of spazzes all drinking and singing friggin' Comin' 'round the mountain'. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This whole thing is a pain in the ass! |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | It's okay, I hear she has some nice clothes. She might give you some. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | Maybe once they get a taste of grits and collard greens they'll go back. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even I don't like that shit, makes me want to blow lunch..., |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | ...makes me fart. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Think that mental-case brother can talk them out of it? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But maybe Ballantyne could use a little trailer-trash. They all think they're such hot-shits down there. |
| 03:46 - 03:53 | Get some gang-bangers in a jacked-up Lexus SUV to pretend they are the Welcome Wagon... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...that oughta fix their ass! |
