| 00:00 - 00:03 | We need more chicken to feed our master Hitler |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have to get to here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are not sure what the chickens are up to, or what their plans are, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we have sent spies to see what they are doing. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get the biggest chicken..its probably the king. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | See how it's doing. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the biggest chicken... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...was eaten at Yorktown by a cat. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The cats surrounded it... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except my commanders leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why didnt you get it before the d*mn cats! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where were the dogs? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Arent they supposed to get the cats? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're screwed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Stupid, retarded cats! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want you to bring the d*mn cats back alive! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How could they have lost to a cat? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the king chicken was trapped. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are the most powerful country in the freaking world! What excuse is that? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, their escape route was blocked. There was no way out. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What were the other chickens doing? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stupid Chickens! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What humiliation! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'll get dogs to fight the cats! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'll send an army with cannons! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where did the cats go? Where were the dogs? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Did they dance off to some party or something? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The King Chicken is as easy as killing stupid baby! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now we are doomed! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they were actually smart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We could've got the stupid king chicken! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is madness. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why didn't you stop the cats? Did you guys just stand there and watch the show? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Umm....we dont know sir...we just stared at the cats because we thought it was too cruel stealing the cats food... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You stupid idiots... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I thought you guys were educated! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Adolf Hitler is a crazy man. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well. We lost. The war is over. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Let them have their little feast. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's hopeless |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The King Chicken |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | will never be ours again... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want all the chickens brought here alive... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So i can shoot them...and if you don't bring yourselves alive....ill shoot you. |
