| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mod Mark, our chinchompa army is now |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | taking over T=Lumbridge |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Falador and Varrock |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But there is a bit of a problem, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Rinuthix has awoken... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Offer her a carrot |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and give her 75 spins on the Squeal |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mod Mark... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ate half our army... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She's leaving scorch marks on the toilet... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has been carroted, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is she thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That carrot was special! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And those scorch marks aren't easy to clean! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These are living creatures! My pets! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what she did to Strife 3e! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm jealous of that asshole! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | There's a reason why I sleep with that carrot! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mod Mark she's so beautiful |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to be standing here having a carrot up your arse before? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Mod Mark she's really so special |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | She may be special, but I wanted to conquer RuneScape! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | To steal all the kids money and help them gamble |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Giant chinchompa escapes" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Rinuthix awakes" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She made entire cities disappear in a fart! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We're all doomed! There's nothing we can do |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now that she has that bloody carrot. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm afraid to look outside my window |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There's a reason we're in a bunker! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Those chinchompa's won't last long |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, she be raping with carrot by now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If you don't run and hide |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She'll just eat you like a snack |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Problem is you won't be pretty when you come back. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If only we had Strife 3e! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If only he didn't try make her happy and smile |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sorry Omta, we're trying to find his body still |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He was the sweetest guy she ever met |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But when he started getting people for that cult |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "Be one with Rinuthix" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Noone thought it was literal |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll need more troops... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Get word out... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "200 spins for all applicants" |
