00:00 - 00:03 | The patriots are on the move. |
00:04 - 00:05 | They have moved past our army |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We are not sure what they are up to, or what their plans are, |
00:12 - 00:15 | we have sent spied to see what they are doing. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get General Cornwallis |
00:19 - 00:21 | See how he's doing. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Cornwallis... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Cornwallis was defeated at Yorktown |
00:34 - 00:36 | Washington surrounded him |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except my commanders leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell happened? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Have they started getting retarded or something? |
01:18 - 01:23 | What was Clinton doing? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Where the hell was the fleet he promised? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We're screwed! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Stupid, retarded Clinton! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I want him fired from the army NOW! |
01:37 - 01:40 | How could they have lost to mere farmers? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Cornwallis was trapped. |
01:42 - 01:46 | We are the most powerful country in the freaking world! What excuse is that? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, their escape route was blocked. There was no way out. |
01:48 - 01:52 | They are stupid farmers, just kill them and get out! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Stupid Clinton |
01:56 - 01:57 | What humiliation! |
01:57 - 02:00 | I'll send a fleet, he said. |
02:00 - 02:03 | I'll send an army, he said. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Where did the fleet go? Where did the army go? |
02:14 - 02:16 | Did they dance off to some party or something? |
02:17 - 02:21 | The Americans are as easy to defeat as taking candy from baby. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Now we are defeated! |
02:30 - 02:34 | If only they were actually smart |
02:34 - 02:36 | You can't fight a war with dumb generals! |
02:41 - 02:42 | This... |
02:43 - 02:47 | This is madness. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Why don't you just pay the colonists with cakes? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. King George is just retarded. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Well. We lost. The war is over. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Let them have their petty independence. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's hopeless |
03:31 - 03:33 | Cornwallis. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Clinton. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Tarleton. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I want them all fired. |