| 00:00 - 00:03 | We had 4 players for Tuesday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then we could get the two lads to make 6 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we only need 2 more to make the 8 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So Jay's gonna ring around to get two more |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Due to injury's and dodgy work shifts we are short on players |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay it won't be that hard to get two people |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jay won't have any problems there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bri |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bri has dropped out last minute |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've had to cancel the game again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who still thinks Will is in good nick leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We've had to cancel again? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Its like the 100th time this year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This 5 a side thing is going down the shit hole |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This time 10 years ago we had 10 every week |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now were lucky to get 8 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | At this rate we'll have no money for al's turkey |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How the fuck did this happen |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We had to call on Den to bring his mates up last week |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we beat Den and his mates 12-10 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Just about! we had to count on two lucky goals |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we played very well that game, they didn't have a chance |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bollocks they outplayed us on our own turf |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And then there's mick with his dodgy knee's |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Were just waiting for him to hang up his boots |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The same with Will |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And Bri Neil surely can't last much longer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have the two lad's to fill in but Den has a busy social life |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He can't commit every week |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And how the fuck can John play every week with osgood schlatters |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only person who's gonna be okay most of the time is kenny |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck me were gonna have to ask Ronnie |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He's gonna end up in goal most of the game |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then you'll have guy shooting on site all the time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No football will be played |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And Mick G is gonna kick everybody on the pitch |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just because he's been a Liverpool fan all these years |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He thinks its okay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Guy never comes on time, we don't even play the full fucking hour |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Mrs Kenny, the lads will pull thorugh |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This time in 15 years |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Were only gonna have 4 players left |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tom, John, Den and Bri Neil |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How the fuck are we mean't to get by with them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Its not gonna happen |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 5 a side football's coming to a close |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Were gonna have to watch period drama's every Sunday Night |
