| 00:00 - 00:03 | The EPA announced they will send the 'odour unit' and begin surviellance |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They will begin with Mulgrave, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then move to check around South Windsor. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They claim there are a number of possible sources |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | for the violent odours that we put up with every day. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's about time. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Windsor deserves an independent investigation |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tolson... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tolson's Elf Farm Supplies is funding the survey. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The EPA says it is a voluntary contribution. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you who want fresh air better cherish it now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUNDING THE EPA SURVEY? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY KEEP IT OBJECTIVE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHILE HE IS LINING THEIR POCKETS AND TICKLING THEM JUST RIGHT? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Well this is just great. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I may as well do an odour survey myself |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | with a two legged, no-nosed dog on drugs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I thought they were the Environment Protection Agency |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | why are they now protecting the pollutors? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the EPA has undertaken 24 surveys since January this year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN WHY CANT THEY FIND THE FUCKING SMELL? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they assure us they have taken the 55 reports seriously. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There's been many more than that, I've made about 50 myself |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY THINK WE'RE WHINGERS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That we just moved here and are |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | being precious about our sense of smell |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Well I say stand on the Jim Anderson Bridge and breathe deep! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've lived here for more than 30 years |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And every goddamned day that smell has violently raped my nostrils |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I go inside to fart because it's better for me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At this rate, I might as well take up smoking...Winfield Reds! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I want is clean air to breathe. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Is it that much to ask? Do I ask too much!? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My nostrils burn like shit when I'm outside. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and no air con... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What ELSE can I DO but report the STENCH to the EPA? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And NOW they turn around and take Tolson's CHARITY? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Voluntary contribution my arse |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Sounds like a fucking bribe to me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll bet the press release made it sound real sweet! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, it makes my eyes water too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who else can we turn to |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when the council and the EPA stop caring |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Did you just fart? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That smell is not from Elf |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Any other time I'd be offended by your vicious butt waft |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but it burns less compared to the alternative. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So thank you for that. |
