| 00:00 - 00:05 | caption text here |
| 00:02 - 00:05 | Hey sweetie gis that phone |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | Whats up tin pot |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | are they trying to flech to the bar |
| 00:10 - 00:15 | Did they find you hiding in the toilets again |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | no they's changed the day |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sir i just called the bar for you |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | just give me the Dog and Bone |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Hello u twats |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | any chance off tuesday? |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | no |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Why the fuck not |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | look the day's bin changed to thursday to |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | look flech get's get free ale on tuesday's |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | according to the latest survey thurday might |
| 00:40 - 00:45 | be the day for him to pay as he will be confused |
| 00:45 - 00:51 | just like money man graham the other week |
| 00:51 - 00:59 | now u listen 2 me u arseold flech not that thick, only round the waist the rest allway's pay there way, no matter what day twat |
| 01:02 - 01:03 | That does it |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | i wish i was there i'rd shoot if him |
| 01:05 - 01:07 | or mug him on the in |
| 01:07 - 01:09 | the tight thick sod |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | guv we might try brainwashing if |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | we could find the it |
| 01:16 - 01:18 | Fuck off twat |
