| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm sorry to interupt your meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but I just received some very bad news |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Berlin has confirmed that Pattaya has now |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | been taken over by Russian Family holidaymakers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and all the Go Go's and Beer Bars in Pattaya have closed down |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's OK, we still have the Freelancers in Insomnia , Marine Bar and Lucifer's |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner say's they have also gone |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the Beach Rd girls are all back in Issan |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's been to Pattaya recently and knew this was coming leave now |
| 01:14 - 01:17 | Walking Street was the only pleasure I had left in my life |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | parting the red curtains and going into Baccara used fill my heart with joy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | now I'm going to be stuck |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | with banging that ugly bitch Eva Braun |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I used to love going upstairs and |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | hanging out with all my Japanese friends |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | money was no object up there ,you know |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I heard that all Go Go girls were starfish |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How dare you, Iv'e never had a starfish from there , |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Iv'e read on Pattaya Addicts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Everyoone knows Iv'e only got one testicle |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | but Iv'e never had any compalints |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Iv'e been told many times " You very handsome man , |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and you best best boom I ever have" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they say "you have big power same 17 year old boy" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | this is 1945 and Viagra hasn't even been invented yet |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I had it all planned , I told Eva I had to go to Thailand |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | twice a year to play golf with the boys |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bet this Russian family invasion is all down to Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We were once good mates you know |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but for some reason |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he's now out to fuck me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He knows how much I love my Pattaya trips |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just you wait and see he will import his |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | big boned Rusikie chicks into Pattaya |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | so he can take over the whole operation |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll be dammed if Im going to buy Lady Drinks |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | for a girl called Olga from Serbia , I want to talk to Lek from Undon Thani |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Anna, he's like this when he's had a Red Bull |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is a disaster |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What the fuck do we do now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You know there's only one option left for us |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yes , that's right , Angeles City |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe it's not as bad as they say it is |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wev'e got no choice but to give it a try |
| 03:53 - 04:00 | Just remember to pack plenty Muesli Bars ,you won't be able to eat the food there |
