| 00:00 - 00:06 | We have news that this weeks Brekky club will be on Wednesday |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Ya Ya but why? |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | Is it because Lavendar opposite me has a time lock on his fucking wallet |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Mien Furer Wobble will also be absent |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | It takes him ages to get his spiderman suit off anyway |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | I hear he has a new nickname from his pals on the trams....they call him 2 stroke |
| 00:25 - 00:26 | whys that |
| 00:26 - 00:33 | Apparantly its all he could manage in the lift with a lady clippie and this is his new route |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That takes him too close to station street job centre |
| 00:37 - 00:40 | He might bump into the fatman signing on |
| 00:40 - 00:43 | Fuck him...he will never grace our table |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | It would be like seeing a monkey eat at the zoo |
| 00:46 - 00:48 | Thats what i mean its bad enough Tash feeding the floor at brekky |
| 00:48 - 00:50 | He only drops Hash Browns |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | Urghhh sausage bits all over the table |
| 00:55 - 01:00 | and waffling about his next plan |
| 01:19 - 01:22 | Whats up lavvo trying to get away before the bar opens |
| 01:22 - 01:27 | Dont panic, we are getting Fletch to line em up |
| 01:27 - 01:32 | Dont mock he will get em in |
| 01:32 - 01:34 | he cant stay tight forever |
| 01:34 - 01:39 | many more of his antics, ill have him up the chimney sharpish |
| 01:39 - 01:42 | With the rest of the four by two,s |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Ive only been drinking coffee and sucking polo,s |
| 01:47 - 01:50 | But he wouldnt give you the steam off his shit that one |
| 01:50 - 01:55 | he has a tighter grip than Peds Claw |
| 01:55 - 01:58 | And thats getting stronger with the gym work |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Ahh Ped there you are |
| 02:03 - 02:04 | Mein Furer |
| 02:04 - 02:09 | How are the pegs doing |
| 02:09 - 02:12 | can you hobble up to wetherspoons on Wednesday |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I need you for my next propagander film |
| 02:16 - 02:18 | Mine furerr i have many ideas in the pipeline |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | I was thinking of doing Snow white with Darren Rixon as Dopey |
| 02:22 - 02:26 | If Dave Massey is not available |
| 02:26 - 02:30 | Good idea....maybe Tash as Grumpy |
| 02:30 - 02:35 | we could scour the laybys for someone to play snow white |
| 02:37 - 02:41 | Or wobble in a frock, he would enjoy that |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | bit kinky that lad |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | Naaaaa ive seen his legs |
