| 00:00 - 00:03 | We launched the WiiU at the end of last year... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First in North America, then in Europe... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and finally in Japan. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Initial reports were good with the console selling 3 million units in it's first two months. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Sales were strongest in America and decent in Japan. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Contact all major retailers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and ask them when they want their next batch of consoles shipped. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sales have almost entirely stopped... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | After the intitial 3 million hardcore Nintendo fans bought it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thought it was a good idea to appeal to fans of Wii Sports, Play, Fit, get out now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What were we thinking, the Wii success could not be repeated. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I knew those fickle casuals could not be relied on again |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They bought Wii Fit to lose weight and were too lazy to use it ! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did we really think people wanted another Wii |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | After the first one has been gathering dust for over 3 years ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those families were bored of Wii Sports after an hour |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Only the old folks home played Wii Bowling for anything over a weekend... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It had no longevity, no online leaderboards |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Wii Sports is the biggest selling game ever |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Only because it was bundled with the system, no one bought it at full price |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But what about NSMB Wii, almost 30 million copies sold |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Mario, Mario, Mario... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why do we always have to rely on him |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The 3D games are great but these 2D games are stale |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's the same game over and over again |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Jumping on turtles and smashing bricks, this isn't 1992 anymore ! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Give me something new |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And by new I don't mean more casual dross like Nintendogs or Wii Music |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A new Western focused IP to compete with the likes of Uncharted and Gears |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We need these sorts of games to attract the more hardcore audience |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They need more than Mario |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only we had built a Gamecube 2 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Full third party support and jaw dropping visuals |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck the Wii brand... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Bayonetta 2, W-101 as exclusives and they are still not interested ! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What will it take, an exclusive Call of Duty ? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No way I'm giving that sort of money to Kotick |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And Dice won't even make BF4 for us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They are in M$'s pocket, just wait until the 21st ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Wind Waker HD is coming |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And Sony with their uber powerful PS4. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our company is too small to compete... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will go third party... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just like Sega. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | WiiU will be the final Nintendo home console |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And in years to come when they are bored of FPS's they will regret this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cancel all production of the console... |
