| 00:00 - 00:03 | The weather will be very nice this Saturday |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | We will be heading NE to McKinney |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have accomplished our goal of completing the MS 150. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | My middle finger says we will have a super special celebration ride |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It sounds great |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As long as we don't stop for breakfast. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Bill... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | About the breakfast ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We plan to have breakfast at Bill Smith's Cafe |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone loves bacon |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you plan to stop for breakfast, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the heck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't ride after I stuff myself with big breakfast |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Bill Smith has been around for over 50 years, their stuff is so stinky good. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What kind of moron came up with this idea? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yes, I have titanium knees |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But I have not been ridden much this year |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I spent more time drinking beer than riding bike |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You guys want me to eat more bacon? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Bill, we cannot cancel the celebration becasue of you, They worked very hard for MS150 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are useless traitors. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Bill, breakfast is the most important meal of the day |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Breakfast is for WUSS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All you need is beer |
| 01:56 - 02:04 | You guys think you are something special because your carbon bikes, wheels, handlebars and electronic gear-shifters |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Some of you even name your bikes. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You discuss numbness with complete strangers while waiting for the light to change. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Don't tell me you clean your bike on dining table and living room too |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Your feet are as white as your butt |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You don't even stop to pee becasue it slows down the average |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You nearly yelled "Take iiiiiittt!" riding as a passenger in the car |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What is wrong with you guys? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All of the time I dedicated myself to help out Tweeners and DBRec |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How could you betray me like that? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How about Mark? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He drank this thing called Shandy, beer mixed with fruit juice |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is he a sissy? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he isn't talking about us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was going to invite some of you to my home |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We could drink beer after the Collin Classic |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fortunately I still have my pal, Joe |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am sure he is not going to stop for the stupid breakfast |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you guys think that you can have my homebrew beer again, You are wrong. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I am going to pee in my beer |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And get me a real drink, no Shandy |
