| 00:00 - 00:05 | SPIDER ROSS |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Spider Ross ..he,s the man.............. Super hero from the tram |
| 00:18 - 00:20 | He,s a tit Doesnt give a shit |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | Never worked at the PIT |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | The man with the Clifton Plan |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | Never queues in the shops |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | goes by the name of Wobble chops |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | Bit of a fairy but he dont care |
| 00:36 - 00:39 | He.ll get you if you paid no Fare |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Look out he is the ticket man |
| 00:43 - 00:45 | At ducks arse didnt hang about |
| 00:45 - 00:48 | From miles around you could hear him shout |
| 00:48 - 00:51 | Get those bloody Tea bags out |
| 00:53 - 00:56 | Ross the man |
| 00:56 - 01:01 | with the super Wobble plan |
| 01:01 - 01:04 | He,s a natural with a flair |
| 01:04 - 01:07 | Pushes Ped in the spiderchair |
| 01:34 - 01:36 | Riding the tram he,s thrilled to bits |
| 01:36 - 01:41 | Even when he,s dealing with little Bulwell tits |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Spider Ross he.s the Boss |
| 01:44 - 01:49 | If you dont pay off you will be tossed |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | You will always hear him coming |
| 01:52 - 01:55 | No fare mate...youll be thumbing |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | He,s our supertram man |
| 02:21 - 02:38 | Film by some poles on Youtube english lyrics by the Pedmiester |
