| 00:00 - 00:03 | News just coming in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He'll be driving down the M5 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Along the A38 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Before getting into Plymouth |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Coming down for a night out in the SU |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't understand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I thought he'd left... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jack-William Cantwell |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's been on Facebook promoting it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who didn't see his curtain t-shirt on tour. Leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is he thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the hell is he coming back down? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought he'd bloody left already! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Has he sent out one of group texts to his girls? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bloody sluts! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "His majestic return to Plymouth" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I thought I'd seen the last of his silver fox hair |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He hates it, but he looks just like Arsenal's RVP |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, he's moved to Man Utd. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Trying to make me even angrier? They look similar, there's no denying it. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer insulting his ridiculous hair won't help. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll insult whatever I want. And he throws like a girl. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Look how strong I am. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And he pretends to do weights. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Does this top look too close?" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Good, I did 10 curls earlier." |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's the middle of exam season |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why has he come down?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There isn't even any Futsal on this weekend. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought him moving to Bristol would be it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Well Hung Meat kept for a year |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But now he has a fancy job in Bristol, I just thought... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It would stop |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | These "literally the best" nights at the SU would stop |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do another check in. Make sure every girls knows he's in Plymouth. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who does he think he's fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a joke. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Skrillex, you were drunk. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | National League has ended. He has his bottles back. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We all went to his leaving do. I thought that'd be it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "Goodbye Jack" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He's never going to leave us alone is he? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He gets back into Plymouth about 7ish until Sunday |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lock up your daughters. |
