| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tony Pulis wants us to buy him a house |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Five bedrooms, Bowdon, Prestbury... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | or Alderley Edge |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Warnock is happy to commute via the M62 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But he's insisting on a new bike |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | These men do not excite me. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Find out what Mourinho wants |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mister Gill... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Special One... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's signed for Chelsea. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Good news is, Sven has applied |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If Sven shagged your wife, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He shagged my wife too! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Wearing his fucking City shirt! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The away strip. What an insult! The bastard... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...even shagged Colette Rooney |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And Ryan Gigg's missis! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He couldn't keep it in his pants |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Worse than Tommy Docherty! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are there no other bloody candidates? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There's always Trappatoni |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That spaghetti bender! He can't even speak proper English |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chief, neither could Sir Alex. What about Keano? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That cranky Irish nutjob? He caused enough bother when he was here before |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fighting at Carrington |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Kicked Gary Neville in the balls. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'll give the gobshite prawn sandwiches |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'll stuff them up his fucking arse |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Till they come out of his ears |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Don't get me started on that dog of his |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The fucking mangey mongrel... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...that crapped all over the bloody boardroom carpet |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So this is what it's come to |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If we are not careful |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We'll be back in the 1940s |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No trophies, no sponsors... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And borrowing a fucking ground |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | from those bastards in Manchester |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Glazers will pull out |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Turn this place into a retail park |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The fans will be watching Rugby League |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It will be okay. Plenty of jobs at Aldi |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That ugly little Argie fucker was right |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When he said "the future is Blue" and pissed off to the Etihad |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | One last throw of the dice |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fergie's bastard son. It's a long shot but |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We did alright last time with a miserable Scottish twat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get Gordon Brown on the phone |
