| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's time that we started making plans for Ant's second Stag do |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | His main concern is that we keep it local |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and start in Spondon. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The trip to Barcelona in April is seen to be the main Stag do |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so perhaps somewhere like Nottingham will do? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why only Nottingham? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What about somewhere better? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Stanny... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's just... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ant claims he can't afford it. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | After all, we already went away once |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get the fuck out of here besides Gaz, Ian and Rob |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is he thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | only going round the fucking corner? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To that fucking shit hole Nottingham? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Kelly's given me a hall pass? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't exactly take advantage if we're not stopping overnight. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My plan is in tatters! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | plus I was going to make you all breakfast |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Stanny, you wouldn't have done it anyway. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes I would, so long as I told her about it she's fine. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Stanny, you said that in Barcelona and went home early all alone |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I told you, I wasn't well... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I felt sick! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What's wrong with Newcastle? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That's a place a where even I could get laid |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They're all fucking horny slags!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then there's Liverpool. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | their accent is fucking horrible but I'm not one to hold that against them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they can't talk if their mouth is full of my little cock |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'd tell them all, fucking do me, I'm Stanny! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sorry for going on. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but the excitement made my heart beat |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Can't believe Kelly would let me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bassically... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | bassically I fucked up by not taking advantage in Barcelona |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And this was going to be my second chance to spend the night with some slag |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But now I'll be on the red arrow home. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And that's not all don't you know? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you'll all miss out on one of my breakfasts! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Kelly, you won't have to eat it instead. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose I'm being selfish... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After all, this will at least mean that there's plenty of us out... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...for Ant. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll have a great time. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I'll eat one of those burger challenges. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I suppose there's always Hooters in Nottingham. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll just have a wank when I get in. |
