| 00:00 - 00:03 | The regional conference for summer will be here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We were planning to all meet up across the street |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dinner will be at Sizzler's here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The convention center is across from the hotel |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It is looking like a fun time for everyone |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | This is great. As president of the Small Weiner Coalition, I approve of this entire plan |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | I am so honored to be the longest reigning president of such a fine organization |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The SWC.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The SWC just called, you didnt win the election last week. |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | The new SWC president, the person with the smallest weiner on the planet is Andrew DeVilbiss |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has a weiner bigger than 4 cm, get the hell out of here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did that little twerp, that Hobbit, beat me? |
| 01:17 - 01:23 | How could his weiner possibly be shorter than mine?! Mine completely inverts when I jump into a pool! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I literally cant see how this is physically possible |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He must be the smallest person ever! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | His weiner must have to be seen with a microscope |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Can he even buy snakeskins?!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How can he even calculate the size of that thing?! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Sir, he is an absolute TI-83 nerd. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | What the hell does that mean?! |
| 01:46 - 01:50 | He owns like four calculators. His nickname is Andrew "Where is my calculator" DeVilbiss. He got in a big fight with Blain freshman year over a TI-83 |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | What does this have to do with his weiner size? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How am I no longer the president? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I did a great job! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Teaching everyone to be proud of a miniscule weiner! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Teaching not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I coined that entire phrase! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now this Hobbit is president of the SWC |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He will make the annual conference at Players no doubt |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He will be leading he parade, covered in feathers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This makes a mockery of the entire SWC! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Find some breach of contract. A nerd clause. Height minimum |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | Anything that can reinstate me into this sacred position. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just the thought of this butt sniffer... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Leading the SWC. Everything I have worked for... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How could this gay nerd have more votes than me? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Must have allowed every voter to give him the Arabian Goggles |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or maybe even a Glass Bottom Boat Ride |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He must have gotten a Golden Shower from every member |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Cora, this was just a one time thing. Dont get carried away. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I poured my heart and soul into this organization |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Every fiber of my being....all for nothing... |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Maybe I can rely on the Vice President to reinstate me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He would do anything to touch my weiner |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Pull the trigger on this guys, call up Luke Backhaus |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tiny tiny weiner.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He is the new future of the SWC |
