| 00:00 - 00:03 | And that's why I farted in his mouth. |
| 00:03 - 00:04 | In his mouth. |
| 00:04 - 00:04 | Disgusting.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Apparently he liked it too. |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | Sir Alex Ferguson? Yeah, I know him. |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | United manager, likes his whisky. |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | He's had a great career, no? |
| 00:18 - 00:19 | Don't think so. |
| 00:19 - 00:23 | Being a Liverpool fan, he's still behind us in terms of European Cups. |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | United might have 20 league wins but how many of them came in the 80's when it mattered? |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | How fucking many did he win then? |
| 00:30 - 00:37 | It'll be our year next year though. Just need to feed Suarez a bacon sandwich before every match. Stop him from getting hungry. |
| 00:37 - 00:39 | Fergie's announced his retirement. |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Fergie's finally announced his retirement. |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Retirement? Your shitting me right? |
