| 00:00 - 00:03 | Billy, sophie camel earing has gone missing again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have looked here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell she is being a sloppy ganga |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and she's most likely been raped or kidnapped |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have you checked under the table? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or the toilet bowl |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She has not been seen in the whole establishment |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not one of us have seen her |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who gave her vodka please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Everyone knows that any drop of that substance could kill her |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm going to have to look at the rocks |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | She's acting like her ganga friends |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you not remember what happened at Peats Ridge |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She dishonoured my family |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No wonder why vince and anne hate her |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | and i can't believe she did it on my birthday |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | she would never do this to grug |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | i hate grug, he is a fat loser and has body odur |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | don't even get me started on the body odur! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | i'm scared |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | why does she always do this to me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | it causes me serious psychological harm |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and serious erectile problems. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What am i going to tell Lia when we go out for breakfast tomorrow |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She told me in a poem i am responsible for her |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was fucking heart warming |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Like the first time i heard the beatles. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | to her credit she did still come out with extremely crusty eyes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | its actually pretty cool how good of friends you are |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but also disgusting |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | seriously why haven't you considered lesbianism |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | every one knows you guys make out when your alone |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but then you are too ashamed to do it in public |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but this is irrelevant |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | she is still missing |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and it is all because of those ganga friends. mainly lois |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok lois, you can't help it you're a piece of shit |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | this is a very traumatic experience for a father |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i don't think she is ever coming back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ever |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | i blame myself |
| 03:40 - 03:49 | if i could see her again i would allow her to be the sloppiest of all little girls |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ps happy birthday you sloppy little girl |
