| 00:00 - 00:03 | It is confirmed..Carries fortieth birthday is today |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | Face the facts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They will be gathering at Fat Boyz..in God forsaken Minooka |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | they will have fun without me |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here..near I55 and I80 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is unclear how many people will be showing up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It appears Angela invited many of them last minute |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get my invitation now.immediately |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I won't be late.Angie will bitch |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You didn't receive an invitation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It appears Angie may have only invited over the phone |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who got an invitation leave the room...now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the Hell was she thinking!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who the f..k invites people solely over the phone?!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No Rsvp/!!!! No invitation to read?!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How the hell do they expect this to be a fun birthday without me?!!!!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Maybe she will still call him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who is going to be the life of the party now?!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Steve is going to grab the microphone |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Oh haha..Angie tell us some bullshit stories |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They will al be fooled into thinking they are funny |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Let si do his his crazy shit!!! Thats good enough?!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They were desperate enough to invite family |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They will get family all right!!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | running late ..Bitching and moaning |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | costumes and heart warming stories |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is what they use for a fortieth birthday |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Sure Si will be funny but they need me!!!!!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn Billy too!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Carrie will believe they are the only ones who care |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They think they can run a party with pizza and beer |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Haven't they learned anything from the Christmas parties |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Make more pizza for the guests |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Get another beer for Dennis Joey |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm sick and tires of Shnitzel..I want a damn pizza too!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There was a time when I believed Cari and I were related. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The grandmother made pasta in the mess hall. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I could never let her grandfather find out |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It has been so difficult!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. He might be her Grandpa |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If the mafia found out they would have cut my balls off |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Let them believe they are only of Italian blood |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Let them have their party.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It is probably better this way anyway |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Stay by the phone anyway |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Keep checking the mailbox too..you just never know |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell them I broke down on I55 or something |
