| 00:00 - 00:05 | TOP GEAR...SPECIAL THE NEXT TASHMOBILE |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | Welcome to ruskie land the only place with a suitable Vehicle for Tash |
| 00:27 - 00:31 | This is the car we have picked for the old fart |
| 00:30 - 00:35 | Pleanty of room for his England flags |
| 00:35 - 00:42 | We put his old Focus in the scrap yard over there....next to Garths Freelander |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | Good old Ruski scrap yard for Rusty Scrap cars |
| 00:45 - 00:50 | Right ...on to the new Tashmobile |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | This has the latest washing machine motor |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | listen to that fan...quiet as a golf |
| 00:58 - 01:02 | No alloys to scuff parking outside the bank in Nevvo |
| 01:05 - 01:10 | And used tractor tyres will fit it so it will look the part on the streets of Nevvo |
| 01:10 - 01:15 | Inside we have all the luxury,s like a steering wheel |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | And the very latest seat belts which even come in Red and White for complete Knobheads |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | Right im strapped in |
| 01:24 - 01:30 | On the Dash we have the patron saint of Drive Assist....St Fuckelpus |
| 01:30 - 01:35 | Right off we go....the morrisons run |
| 01:46 - 01:50 | As quiet as Fletch near a bar this engine |
| 01:52 - 01:55 | And pleanty of nose room if you give a gerry a lift |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | The suspension would hardly feel the tram lines |
| 02:00 - 02:05 | This model is available for only 12 Morrissons money off vouchers which is only 2 LESS than his previous Focus |
| 02:05 - 02:09 | Yes i can see Jean loving this car |
| 02:09 - 02:12 | Fitted with a battery that starts |
| 02:21 - 02:24 | Even the doors sound like a golf |
| 02:26 - 02:29 | Just think of this beauty parked outside Tash towers |
| 02:29 - 02:34 | The neigbours will think you have won the lottery |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | or even more than a tenner for once |
| 02:39 - 02:44 | The boot has enough room for lavvos wallet or wobbles snap box |
| 02:58 - 03:02 | Its faster than a Clifton mugger |
| 03:02 - 03:05 | And thats well fast especially on Giro day |
| 03:08 - 03:12 | This car would cost you over £50 if you bought it from the german |
| 03:12 - 03:15 | £60 if he had it on E Bay |
| 03:15 - 03:19 | Even has a roof rack for the Nevvo Hanging baskets |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | And room in the back for the invalid scooter |
| 03:33 - 03:37 | And the engine Whines as much as Wharton so Tash will like that |
| 03:44 - 03:48 | You even have to push it just like your Focus Alan |
| 03:52 - 03:56 | NEXT WEEK How to restore a wrecked Freelander by G Looms |
