| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today is May 2nd, awards are at school today. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, John Knowles has one 5 awards |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for the following subjects. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell he doesn't have a chance winning any more, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So you are guaranteed to win just as much awards as him. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can't wait to get the rest of the awards. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That fuck will finally not win them all. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuehrer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | John... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | John Knowles won all of the awards. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You will not be receiving any. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever does not know John Knowles and what he does, get out please. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THAT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLE!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ONE MAN CAN WIN ALL OF THESE FUCKING AWARDS!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | John Knowles... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE'S SO SMART IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IF ANYTHING HE SHOULD JOIN THE SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every year I work my ass off to make good grades, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND EVERY YEAR HE TAKES THEM AWAY! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you just are not as smart as him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | GET OFF HIS DICK! I BET YOU VOTED FOR HIM TOO! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Regis Gosda is an awful candidate! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU FUCKING IDIOT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "For English, Math, Science, and everything in between, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IT'S JOHN FUCKING KNOWLES!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HE NEEDS TO GO TO FUCKING HARVARD AND STOP SKULL-FUCKING MY DREAMS! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALL I NEED IS JUST ONE GODDAMN ACADEMIC AWARD, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND THEN I KNOW I MADE IT TO THE TOP |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOESN'T DESERVES AN AWARD IS STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I feel like I have John Knowles inside me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I feel like I could've conquered the world |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | being in that man's presence. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Motherfucker... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE'S SO SMART! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THAT THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON SMARTER THAN JOHN. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe I can just kill him. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | MY IDEAS ARE FUCKING IDIOTIC... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'M GETTING MORE FUCKING RETARDED BY THE MINUTE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'm scared of John as well. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I mean, how is he able to do it? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just... don't understand. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I fucking quit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you think I'm going to try to win the academic awards next year, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd be even more fucking retarded than I am now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just fucking leave. |
