00:02 - 00:05 | cough cough grunt grunt gis that phone |
00:05 - 00:08 | Whats up G man |
00:08 - 00:10 | Has Maccy Ds gone bust |
00:10 - 00:15 | You got your money back from the slimfast diet |
00:15 - 00:17 | No i bought a fecking Nail |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ive got stevie wonder car sales on the line |
00:19 - 00:21 | just give me the Dog and Bone |
00:21 - 00:23 | oy cough cough (clears throat) car dealer |
00:23 - 00:25 | That Freelanders got more rust than the titanic i want my money back |
00:26 - 00:27 | no |
00:27 - 00:29 | Why the fuck not |
00:29 - 00:31 | You must have seen it was a rust bucket on the forecourt |
00:31 - 00:35 | It looks like its been in the sea usually cars look like that after ive owned em for 2 weeks |
00:36 - 00:38 | According to our records its 56 former keepers were all happy with it |
00:40 - 00:45 | And my labrador stamped its mot |
00:45 - 00:51 | The paper filler should make it lighter and more econimical |
00:51 - 00:59 | Now listen to me you twat, i cant be seen poncing around Newton in that wreck, it makes Tashs car look good |
01:02 - 01:03 | That does it |
01:03 - 01:05 | Get on to Osterman see if he has owt half decent |
01:05 - 01:07 | And not smelling of curry |
01:07 - 01:09 | damm Freelander |
01:12 - 01:14 | guv why not thumb a lift with Keeling |
01:14 - 01:16 | He sometimes goes past the pubs |
01:16 - 01:18 | Fuck off pal |