| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sharon... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are hosting Mikes leaving do around the area of Manchester |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It has many places to drink, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Eat and have a good time |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The northern quarter is especially good! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The area of Manchester? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What is wrong with Oldham |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sharon... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Oldham is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Oldham is a shithole |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Oldham is full of bag heads . It's a fucking shithole of a town. No fucker works or has any social skills! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | West Life, Peppi, Docko and Ashton stay. The rest of you leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking wankers! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Oldham is the town where I was born! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now you little pricks try to tell me it's a shithole! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I wanted to go to OLDHAM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Manchester is fucking WANK! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The women are dickheads! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I fucking told you this time after time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is worse than the time I was told I had to write 1700 pieces of bastard paper! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sharon, Linda insisted it was for the best |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Linda the fat twat! We are a different department! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sharon, she will probably get the managers job! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Over my dead fucking body! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She's a twat! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I hate her fucking guts |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'll rip her head off and shit down her throat |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | She thinks shes the fucking BOSS! What the fuck!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 1700 pieces of paper |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | well she can fuck right off! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll throttle her bastard kneck! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then i'll throw her body off the Bellis! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The fucking slag |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Please dont tell me she's going on Friday |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If she is that'll fuck me right fucking off!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Imagine that. She goes to fucking MANCHESTER! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | In the BASTARD Northern Quarter of all places |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'd be fucking furious! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I wish the fucker could hear me know |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | i'll fucking kill her!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Linda, she doesnt mean it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'm jumping the gun |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know you guys wouldn't invite her. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You know how much I hate her |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | She's a right twat |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know how much you guys love me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | have a good night |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll miss you Docko! |
