| 00:00 - 00:03 | The SEC playoff games have started |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, fans have gathered in New Orleans, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Atlanta, here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, Ole Miss plays Auburn first, and Mississippi State plays Georgia. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear who plays next... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, I'm a big booster of State. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've bet heavily on them, to win out this year. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | State |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | has already lost to the Bulldogs of Georgia |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Georgia beat them, and sent them home last night. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | OK, all you Rebel fans, get out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell could this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Is Stansbury a damm fool? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We spent all this money on that fat jackass Sidney |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | who eats enough for a girls soccer team |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Gets in a fight in Hawaii, on national TV with his own dam team-mate! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then let those dam Rebels beat us once in Oxford!. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fire his ass, I say! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's had long enough to do better than this!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the MSU fans are tired of Grinding so long, with no results.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | To hell with them and their cowbell-ringing asses! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and asking for a new basketball coach.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get recognition, but what of it? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who the hell do you think we can get |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | To come to a shithole like Starksville??? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, like commrade Mullen!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "He would lead us to victory!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you shitting me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We could throw in free cheese for a year, and we couldn't get Joe Paterno to come to this shit hole today! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've rung my cowbell till my fingers are sore |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And some asshole "grinders" think they can tell me how to run a dam basketball program! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That really pisses me off! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Expect me to shell out real money on a bunch of loosers. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They think we can beat Ole Miss at football a couple of times, and we automatically own the entire sports world. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Win the dam eggbowl... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And they're expecting me to buy them every player that passes thru Starkville |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door, those rednecks! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Cam Newton was probably lost, on his way to Oxford or Baton Rouge. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How in hell should I know? Mullen said it would work! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Some hooker probably got him drunk at the Pony... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, they don't know it was you! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Most of the state fans are already driving their tractors home... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've spent enough money on this bunch of losers! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ole Miss will win... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Kennedy always does when it doesn't matter. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Soon, they'll win the eggbowl every year, like they used to. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They'll probably beat Tennessee, too, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And we'll look like the bafoons we really are...... |
