| 00:00 - 00:03 | The regional locations are set. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | East Regional in Boston ... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | West Regional in Phoenix .... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | South in Atlanta & Midwest in St. Louis. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With the Final Four at the Superdome in New Orleans |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll have to look at this later ... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to catch Mississippi State's 2nd round game against Vandy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | cowbell9 |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They got knocked out by UGA in the 1st round |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They lost by 10 points. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone wearing Realtree underwear, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell could this happen?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We're dominating in-state recruiting! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I already gassed up the Silverado to drive to Atlanta |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | $4.00 a gallon! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I've got reservations at the Olive Garden |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If Renardo Sidney tried half as hard on the court... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ... as he did whippin' that kid's ass in the stands in Hawaii ... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We'd have a cakewalk to the Final Four! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | cowbell9, they're grindin' as hard as they can! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If that's the case then how is TSUN moving on and we're not?!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | cowbell9, the refs were probably Bear plants |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They don't even have their mascot anymore! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Damn Stansbury! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We can't even put up our 5th place billboard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ... and with A&M coming in next year .... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ... we're not even going to be the best team wearing maroon! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm so sick of coming in 6th place! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We finally achieve my lifelong dream of finishing 5th place every year ... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ... and the damn SEC has to go expand! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We didn't even win the state basketball championship ... we lost on the tiebreak!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now I have to go face all those Bears at work... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | at the Holiday Inn Express!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I gotta be there early to set up the continental breakfast |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm gonna make Stansbury pay |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You can tell him to forget about that free landscaping I was gonna do for him! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ... and no more free leftover cinnamon rolls! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That'll fix 'em! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Doesn't he know this is OUR state now! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We've won three Egg Bowls in a row! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Eva, you know he gets like this when he grinds too hard |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least the Golden Egg is nearby... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's on display at Wal-mart right next to the vacuum cleaners |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's so beauitful |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going to swing by on the way home |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Mullen promises we're never going to lose to those TSUN Bears again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He better be right because our entire self worth is tied up in that |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... Egg Bowl Champions |
