| 00:00 - 00:03 | It has been verified, Stephen Cotter is still not drinking |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have had spies in hotels..... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ......from here to here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and it is fair to say that all premises.... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | especially in the Clifton Hill Area, do not even remember his name |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh well, it will be cricket season soon enough |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With the likes of Dog etc, he will get back on it soon |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dog is....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dog is on the wagon too... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and quite a few more as well...... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can everyone who has.....stopped drinking....leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WTF is going on? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How am I suppose to make the club money? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Cookie, Gordo & all the Poms have gone home.. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The young guns drink water..... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bloody Eammon...cashes in on $3 Ciders |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Im telling you now, we will be just like Deepdene Uniting.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | a club full of jokes who spend their money on... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | new bats, fancy haircuts and lawyers.. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my fuhrer, at least we will be fitter and perform better on the field |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Perform better?? You imbecile! Winning is everything..... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That's right my fuhrer, it is a given that with sober players we will.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you f@#ktard....now I'm going to throw my pen |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Winning! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | In the eighties the club use to go through.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 28 barrels a week, just go and ask Bob O'Kane... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He will tell you what winning is..... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Empty, George Hewatt....they would not be the champions they are today .. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with the culture this club is now adopting..... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fit, healthy, young players will screw our culture for ever and a day.... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sure, we will win more flags and be competitive at the highest level....but.... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | who's going to buy our old stock of UDL's |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Next John Bellis will stop trolling on Facebook..... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ben Slav will stop wearing womens clothing.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...Tuffie will turn up to training..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This just spells disaster for the upcoming season |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What message are we sending to the younger players when..... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | when they see their mentors..... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...training hard, getting fit both mentally and physically.... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Boonie would turn in his grave....... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Boonie is still alive sinking the frothiness.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It is what it is then I suppose..... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Let us concentrate on having success on the field this season, if that's what they want |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Frogley......... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we'll make money from selling Fred's curries...... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll get him to add 10 times the amount of chillies.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then sell water at $18 a bottle..... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go Hillers! |
