| 00:00 - 00:03 | The APUSH test has four parts. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is multiple choice, short answer, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a DBQ, and an LEQ. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You have 55 minutes for the multiple choice, 50 minutes for the short answer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 55 minutes for the DBQ and 35 minutes for the LEQ. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay, I think I got. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I studied the Civil War and the World Wars and whatnot. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the test... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The test is mostly about Native Americans and the present day. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is almost nothing on the Civil War and the World Wars. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who did not study these eras leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The college board told me to study those sections!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I learned about McClellan and all those no names for nothing!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't know how Native Americans lived! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And what the hell was that about with the conservatives?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My teacher told me absolutely nothing about Reagan! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why would they ask about those things?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It makes no sense at all! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, you were supposed to study all the sections. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If only 10% is on Native Americans and present day, why should I study it?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it is still important to know. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I was trying to pass the test by knowing the important things. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's bullcrap! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I have no chance of getting a 4! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'll be lucky to get a 3! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What did I spend all that time studying for? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I could have been studying for Physics C! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I signed up for both parts of Physics C! Do you know how screwed I am?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am praying to the AP gods for a 3! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I knew all those things about the slaves too! Almost nothing on slavery! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was good at World History. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was at the top of the class. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I got 100% on almost every test. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now look where I am. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am going to have to take history again in college with all the stupids! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It is a complete waste! I am not going to major in history! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All my friends are going to laugh. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They're going to say "look at the guy who couldn't pass APUSH"! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you know I stupid I will look?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you BS this, right? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Got to look at the bright side. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It will probably be an easy class. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hopefully. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cancel my score. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least now I know never to trust the college board. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I should have seen it earlier. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The SAT was full of crap. |
