| 00:00 - 00:03 | You've made your strongest ever start to the fantasy season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But we must now turn our attention |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The the crucial Origin season ahead |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Unfortunately five of your starting thirteen are earmarked for Origin selection |
| 00:11 - 00:17 | And seven of the remaining eight have a bye in Round 11 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well I have depth on my bench |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And I still have Sandow |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | My Fuhrer - |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Sandow - |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sandow crashed a test drive Commodore |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | He fled the scene so he has been dropped |
| 00:52 - 00:57 | Everyone who agreed that he was too big of a risk - |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | - may leave |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | What the f*****g f**k! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | He's on 550k! Why's he driving a f*****g Holden! |
| 01:18 - 01:21 | I told you Sandow would bring me unstuck - |
| 01:21 - 01:22 | - I wanted to pick Aidan Sezer |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | ''But Sezer is boring to watch - Sandow is exciting'' you all said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Sezer has over 200 kick metres every game! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tell me what's so boring about those kind of numbers |
| 01:34 - 01:38 | How many times must I tell you morons - |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | - there's no fantasy points for flamboyance and showmanship! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The fantasy season is long, we must not turn on each other now - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Convenient of you to say 'Mr Pick James Graham as captain' |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Furrier nobody could have predicted the Graham fiasco |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What happened to ''James Graham is the best non-origin player'' ?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You muppet! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He looks like a fat Ed Sheerin! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That hot head's disrespect for the referee's authority cost me dearly - |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just as your disrespect for my authority is costing me now! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I work my ass off trawling through stats - |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I make calculated transfers but end up with not a single penny to show for it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It happens every single f*****g year! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Reminds me of SBW and Joey back in '07 when my fantasy torment started! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was just a fantasy rookie then |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I installed Joey as captain of 'Adolf's A-Team' |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The eighth immortal would lead us to fantasy glory! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But Sonny Bill - |
| 02:43 - 02:45 | He had other ideas didn't he! |
| 02:46 - 02:48 | He took out my boy Joey in Round one |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | With a head high shot that ended his illustrious career! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...and more importantly the A-Team's season |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have never forgiven Sonny Bill - |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The gorgeous Kiwi bastard! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Helga, there's always next season |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Alas, I am ruined again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wish there was another way |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A fantasy league - |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | With never before seen riches - |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Where one mistake didn't cost you everything til next season |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A fantasy where every night - |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Was a new season |
