| 00:00 - 00:03 | Did you hear about GTA heists? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have been delayed again! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Berlin is where rockstars secret base is |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They pretend to be in america so osama doesnt kill them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So playlists are going to have to be done |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Did they just announce this now? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Because i havent checked twitter |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rockstar tweeted a minute ago |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Im sorry |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You could always buy a shark card |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It only costs 70 euros |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except, Josh, Brad & Luis, piss off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I dont want to do a fucking playlist |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I always get the fucking DNF |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Brad always wins because he is a cheating cunt |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Luis even beats me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It takes me forever to get money |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I spend most of my money on explosives |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Proximity mines are so OP |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even 5 kills all of them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You're wrong, sticky bombs are better |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I spend 1k on each one and it fucks you up |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You killed me once and i quit |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Even grenades are better than sticky bombs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I use 100% armor |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and you still kill me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | even when im in an insurgent |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and then a fucking prius pulls out |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | it appears out of no where even when traffics off |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It pisses me off when it hits me and no one else |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | When im about to win, brad spins me out |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Im sick of wallrides, loops and bmx parkour |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im sick of golding throwing grenades |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Then i try a wallride and fall off |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then i see DNF on my screen |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The counter pisses me off |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But if it was half a second off a DNF brad will still do it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but if it was me i would not finish |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Call rockstar and tell them to hurry up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They cant even get online working |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It took them two weeks to fix it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, ill pick a hard race for him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If PC heists gets delayed im going to be pissed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I couldnt even run minecraft on PC |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 1 frame per second |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fuck sharkcards |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know you guys bought them, i saw your bank statments |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Thats why you win every race |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let me win next time |
