| 00:00 - 00:03 | After the Tories' set of education reforms |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And a new specification underway |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The paper on May 11th should be fairly easy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | No different to those in the mocks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As assured by our allies in Salzburg |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can count economics as my guaranteed pass |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can just watch Econplusdal the night before the exam |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We also have news that there are four six mark questions |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | With essay questions not even our best cryptologists can dicepher |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who do BTEC Business and Personal Finance, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | OCR FUCKED ME OVER LAST YEAR WITH PSYCHOLOGY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOW THEY THINK THEY CAN ADD EXTRA SIX MARKERS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | LIKE I''M SOME SORT OF HINDU GOD WITH SIX HANDS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | COMPLETELY THROW MY TIMING OFF COURSE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVEN ADDING A LITTLE CRYPTIC ESSAY QUESTION |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHERE I'M SPENDING 30 OF THE I HOUR AND 30 MINUTES |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT IS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the six markers follow the same comment answer structure |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OCR CAN FUCKING COMMENT ON THE DICKBUTT DRAWING I'M GOING TO LEAVE ON THAT PAPER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, that can get you disqualified |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Doesn't really matter if I'm going to be getting a half-arsed C on it anyway |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY SCREWED US ALL |
