| 00:00 - 00:05 | I was gathering cleaning supplies from a maintenance closet at the UN, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | when I overheard delegates from Arab countries talking in the next room. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | They said "Our people are rioting on the streets. They've had enough." |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "If we keep denying them their basic rights, they're going to overthrow us." That's when Palestine's delegate said, |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "Let's blame Israel!" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Of course, blame the Jews! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | It works every time! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Why not try it again? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Then they started proposing bat-shit crazy ideas. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | "Let's blame global warming on the Jews!" |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Another one said, "Let's blame the Jews for over-population." |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Someone else said, "But they're less than 1% of the world's population!" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Another responded, "Who cares! Blame them anyways. We can make any accusation stick to them." |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Sombody else said, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "Let's blame them for Muslim terrorism." |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | "Let's claim they created ISIS," |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "in partnership with the CIA." |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | "You know everyone will fall for it." |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "They always do." |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "The useful idiots from BDS will spread this lie in no time." |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | "Al-Jazeera will pitch in with airtime." |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | "I mean you can give their audience..." |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "just about any nonsense & they'll swallow it whole." |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Then their tones got serious. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Syria's delegate said, "So what should we blame on Israel?" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | The Saudi said, "How about violating women's rights?" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "That would distract people from our honor killings." |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | "Ours too", said the Jordanian. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "Ours as well", said the Iraqi. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | "Works for us", said the Somali and the Egyptian. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I mean, can you believe these people? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I'm just a janitor, |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | but even I can see how absurd it is... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | for Arabs to accuse ANYONE of violating women's rights... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | when they treat women like property & force them to dress like ninjas. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | These Arabs & Muslims have absolutely no shame whatsoever! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Unbelievable! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Absolutely unbelievable. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I mean, are they competing for some kind of award? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | "The Oscar for Biggest Lie About Israel?" |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I don't know why the world expects Israel to make peace with these people. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what happened next? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Apparently, there was actually a vote at the UN! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | The Arabs persuaded a bunch of countries to condemn Israel, |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | despite Israel being a haven for women's rights. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Can you believe how much filth I encounter, |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | .....as a UN Janitor! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | It's a shame I can only sweep away so much of it. |
