| 00:00 - 00:05 | They pissed of Lamont so much she took the huff |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Elected Jim Murphy |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Savior of the Labour Party |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Yes Murphy of the two crates |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | 9 Years at Uni |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | It's true |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | But did not understand there is an exam at the end |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Pillock |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It's true |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | He selects Kezia Dugdale as his deputy |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Murphy and Dugdale leaders of Scottish Labour |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Its true |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | All sort of dealings under the table |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Lots of secret meetings |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Promises to take all the 41 seats if not some more |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Predicts he will be next First Minister |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Loses all but one of them |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Ta Ta to 40 seats |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Murphy himself out ! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Alexander |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | It's true |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Davidson out on his ear |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Sanwar and Curran |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Now they are wondering how they managed it |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Duncan Hothersall had promised a late surge |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Now Now |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But seriously |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | But for the grace of god its very sad |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | The mighty |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Scottish Labour ! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | By Their own hand |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Not to mention |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Not to mention the Daily Mail and Daily Telegraph |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Torcuil Crichton hasn't had the last word on this either |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Labour dare not tell Scottish membership figures |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Yes ! they are that bad |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | But thats not all |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Murphy picked his own staff |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | But they don't seem to understand what went wrong |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | So who were the staff Murphy picked ? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Well there is Blair McDougall |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And back howling at the moon John McTernan |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Excuse me really sould't laugh |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But Blair McDougall |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | And John Mcternan |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Murphy McDougall and Mcternan |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And they wonder how they lost |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They are a gift that keeps on giving |
