00:00 - 00:03 | We are booking early this year for the National BB finals at Selsy |
00:04 - 00:05 | I need your deposits ASAP |
00:05 - 00:07 | If we set off at Christmas |
00:08 - 00:12 | we can take the scenic rout we will get to Selsy on time |
00:12 - 00:15 | we are going to watch your beloved North Lancashire demolish West Yorkshire |
00:17 - 00:19 | West Yorkshire i hear are an all round good |
00:19 - 00:21 | team it wont be easy |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | The er |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Websters have fucked up already |
00:34 - 00:36 | Teeside smashed em I dont think they will even qualify now |
00:53 - 00:58 | All those who was cheering on the Fucking geordies last month fuck off now |
01:13 - 01:15 | All my life i have waited for this moment |
01:15 - 01:17 | To see my Beloved Lancashire put them fucking Bus drivers in their place |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now it wont happen, it took us two years to get in this league |
01:25 - 01:28 | How can they do this to me now |
01:29 - 01:31 | You wanted seb webs babies too |
01:31 - 01:34 | and now |
01:34 - 01:37 | we will have to settle for Putting that tin pot GMC in there place in the group instead |
01:37 - 01:40 | Bunch of no hopers |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer. all is not lost there is the wild cards |
01:42 - 01:46 | Are you taking the piss you plant pot, its only the second match they are bound to get stuffed even more now |
01:46 - 01:48 | im sure they will still get one |
01:48 - 01:52 | you complete nincompoop |
01:53 - 01:54 | you dont understand |
01:56 - 01:57 | i had a word with the A team manager |
01:57 - 02:00 | Jason Hill was going to talk them to death |
02:00 - 02:03 | then hit em with the likes of ASBO, Peoples and that Day fella |
02:04 - 02:08 | It would have been so easy |
02:08 - 02:13 | even the Seniors against them bunch of Kareoke singers |
02:14 - 02:16 | would have squeezed the life out ot em |
02:17 - 02:21 | I had my caravan booked as well and i had bagged the double bed all to myself |
02:27 - 02:29 | Its no good |
02:30 - 02:34 | Get a squad together for the BAPTO we dont want any monkeys in the sqaud either |
02:34 - 02:36 | We will have to take over the Norbreck Castle |
02:41 - 02:42 | get me my penknife |
02:43 - 02:47 | Ill let the fuckin Bus tyres down in Blackpool instead |
02:48 - 02:53 | I wanted to leave em stranded on the south coast without any prize money to get home |
02:54 - 02:56 | All my plans have to change now it wont be the same |
02:56 - 02:59 | I feel like being sick |
03:00 - 03:02 | i wanted to flatten them Yorkshire puddings far from home |
03:04 - 03:07 | There is always Shane the one with the dodgy haircut |
03:14 - 03:16 | They dont even have any players on the IPA tour |
03:19 - 03:23 | If anyone tells them of my plans with the bus in Blackpool |
03:25 - 03:26 | youll get a tranfer to the West Yorkshire team |
03:31 - 03:33 | It just shows you how scared they are |
03:40 - 03:46 | They wont even play us at our club for a few quid |
03:46 - 03:49 | bunch of weasels |
03:53 - 03:56 | Just shows they are all talk |